So what did you think of the Olympic opening ceremony then?
Opening film good, pacy. Historical stuff good, although the much publicised animals seem to have been reduced to a few horses who looked well used to the spotlight, and the chronology seemed a bit hit and miss.
Musical stuff all over the shop. Not at all helped by Trevor Nelson's inane comments. Still, at least the rest of the world didn't hear him.
Queen's arrival excellent. Glastonbury Tor interesting (it's a lot harder to climb than that in real life - last time I did it the Red Arrows just happened to be practising and flew over, that was quite spectacular).
Arrival of athletes - well I went and loaded the dishwasher and when I came back it was still going on. Quite intrigued by the ice-cream girls leading each nation and obv setting the pace.
Cauldron - excellent, very impressive. And clever, the way pre-event publicity had odds laid on several likely torch candidates, and they were all there, but not the one.
Cringeworthy - Paul McCartney. Please. I used to love you when I was younger. Now you've become an embarrassing cop-out at the end of every event. No wonder they pulled the plug on you the other day.
Overall, 9/10. And you?